I still have a headache from Boxing Day/Christmas Day where I self-medicated using copious amounts of sparkling wine to deal with the in-laws. I think my blood was at least 33% champagne at one point.

For that reason I'm going early on my NY resolution which is to quit alcohol, run a marathon and have a scientologist's baby. I'm predicting this will be pretty easy - I think there is a section of craigslist where you can list yourself as a womb for rent to gay celebrities.